Wooh, there was so much drama yesterday night. What happened was that there was an accident concerning this 13 year old boy and a motorist.
Me, Suhail, Anisha and Ainul were at the void deck doing our homework, then theres was this 2 kids running around screaming like idiots. Then Anisha said " PLAY WHAT PLAY!? " But they didnt heard that la. Then we were doing out work, * BOOM then some screaming. We were like, ''wah got accident ah?'' We kaypo kaypo la. Unluckily, there was really an accident. Got this malay guy, asked us to called the ambulance which I did. ( i'll be the heroine for the day. SANK QOU VERY MUCH)
And you know what. It was the boy who was running around and making shit noises.
The boy's mother right, wah lau she damn scary la. She was like scolding her son lah. " WO JIAO NI BU YAO GUO MAH LU LIAO! NI HAI GUO! KAN LA! RU GUO NI SI LE JIAO KAN BU DAO MUMMY LE!" ( i asked you not to cross the road and you did. look, if you died, you wouldnt be able to see mummy anymore). THEN AH. IRONICALLY AH. The boy cried. NOT BECAUSE HE WAS INJURED OKAY! IT WAS BECAUSE HIS GAMEBOY GAME WAS MISSING. He told his sister " wo de game yao complete liao! xian zai bu jian liao!!!" (my game was about to complete, now its missing * sobs) The sister ah, damn good la, she went back to the place where he got knocked and amazingly, SHE FOUND THE CARTRIDGE! Then he was happy. WTF.
OH LASTLY, THE BOY, LEFT HIS BLOOD SMEARED TISSUE IN THE VOID DECK + HIS SPECTS. WHICH ONE RANDOM DUDE WALKED PASS AND TOOK IT. WALKED AROUND THE AREA AND THREW IT INTO THE DUSTBIN. stupid stupid stupid.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANDREA CHEW CHUAN KAI
I SANG THE BIRTHDAY SONG SIXTEEN TIMES OKAY!?
WE'RE SIXTEEN AND WE CAN WATCH NC16 MOVIES, LEGALLY.
HOHOHOHOHOHO.
I was in the bus, on the way home today. And there was this bunch of sec 1s. Sec1s, they talk lously, laugh loudly, walk around in the bus. In uniform. Wow.
Sitting in buses, SAFE!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
i saw a bug hanging on top a ladies head. The bus was so jerky, iso hoped was so worried that the bug would fall on her head.
I GOT A FUCKING PIMPLE GROWING ON THE LEFT SIDE OF MY NOSE. FUCK!!!!!
Me, Suhail, Anisha and Ainul were at the void deck doing our homework, then theres was this 2 kids running around screaming like idiots. Then Anisha said " PLAY WHAT PLAY!? " But they didnt heard that la. Then we were doing out work, * BOOM then some screaming. We were like, ''wah got accident ah?'' We kaypo kaypo la. Unluckily, there was really an accident. Got this malay guy, asked us to called the ambulance which I did. ( i'll be the heroine for the day. SANK QOU VERY MUCH)
And you know what. It was the boy who was running around and making shit noises.
The boy's mother right, wah lau she damn scary la. She was like scolding her son lah. " WO JIAO NI BU YAO GUO MAH LU LIAO! NI HAI GUO! KAN LA! RU GUO NI SI LE JIAO KAN BU DAO MUMMY LE!" ( i asked you not to cross the road and you did. look, if you died, you wouldnt be able to see mummy anymore). THEN AH. IRONICALLY AH. The boy cried. NOT BECAUSE HE WAS INJURED OKAY! IT WAS BECAUSE HIS GAMEBOY GAME WAS MISSING. He told his sister " wo de game yao complete liao! xian zai bu jian liao!!!" (my game was about to complete, now its missing * sobs) The sister ah, damn good la, she went back to the place where he got knocked and amazingly, SHE FOUND THE CARTRIDGE! Then he was happy. WTF.
His head was bleeding, his mother was screaming, the auntie was blabbering shit and the motorist was fucking stress. And THERE WAS THIS UNCLE AH! HE AH DAMN KAYPO LAHHHH!!! He most probably heard he screams while maybe watching tv or whatever, and as most people will do, go to the window and find out whats the commotion about. Which most probably, he did. Kaypo-ish enough, he came down from his block and joined in the fun * woo fun. The ambulance arrived, brought the boy to the hospital and i dont know what happened to the motorist, but most probably he was injured coz he was limping. The both of them right, are like one of the most fucking lucky people in the world. Behind the motor, there was this car, and the car almost hit the motor. But luckily, the car is wah~ super fast and stopped. And no one died. THE BOY AH. HE AH IS FUCKING FUCK LUCKY. BEHIND THE CAR RIGHT, WAS THIS SUPER BIG TRUCK. WHAT IF HE GOT KNOCKED DOWN BY THE TRUCK!? HIS LUNGS, ORGANS WHATEVER WOULD BE &*^!~^#&^& ALREADY.
Oh yeah, his mother is scary, did i mention? When he left in the ambulance, she walked home i guess, holding her daughter's hand, walked super fast and cursed. ( most prob at the motorist) Oh yeah, she also asked me to copy down the motor's plate number. EH AUNTIE, IF YOU GO TO COURT OR WHATEVER I THINK YOU'LL LOSE LEH. YOUR SON CROSSED THE ROAD, AND I THINK HE WAS PLAYING THE GAME HE WAS ABOUT TO COMPLETE. wtf.OH LASTLY, THE BOY, LEFT HIS BLOOD SMEARED TISSUE IN THE VOID DECK + HIS SPECTS. WHICH ONE RANDOM DUDE WALKED PASS AND TOOK IT. WALKED AROUND THE AREA AND THREW IT INTO THE DUSTBIN. stupid stupid stupid.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANDREA CHEW CHUAN KAI
I SANG THE BIRTHDAY SONG SIXTEEN TIMES OKAY!?
WE'RE SIXTEEN AND WE CAN WATCH NC16 MOVIES, LEGALLY.
HOHOHOHOHOHO.
I was in the bus, on the way home today. And there was this bunch of sec 1s. Sec1s, they talk lously, laugh loudly, walk around in the bus. In uniform. Wow.
Sitting in buses, SAFE!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
i saw a bug hanging on top a ladies head. The bus was so jerky, i
I GOT A FUCKING PIMPLE GROWING ON THE LEFT SIDE OF MY NOSE. FUCK!!!!!

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